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<meta charset="utf-8" />
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<title>The Day of Reckoning</title>
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<h1>The ummm... The Day of Reckoning is... it's ermm... it's here!!!</h1>
<button>That's not my name...</button>
<img src="images/nerd.png" alt="Vividly accurate picture of a STUPID IDIOT LOSER!" />
<h3>H-Heed my dire warning!!</h3>
<p>
I truly d-do regret to inform you, humble citizen, however... w-well... erm... how do I put this...you-you see...
The day of Reckoning has, erm, arrived, and it brings with it <strong>t-terrible</strong> things, in-including, but n-not limited to:
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<ul>
<li>The Awakening of the Old Ones</li>
<li>The Feast! The Feast! The Feast!</li>
<li>The Slaughter of the Masses</li>
<li>The Great Plague</li>
<li>Increased Cancer Rates</li>
<li>Loss of Fertility</li>
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<p>
W-Wait, those last two were just causes of lead p-poisoning, my apologies. I belive t-they handed out a umm... pamphlet of sorts,
detailing all of the major events, and whatnot... i-it had a schedule and everything, however I... erm, well I-I seem to have... erm... misplaced it.
D-Don't look at me like that! It truly w-was not that important.
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<h3>Hey! L-Lighten up a bit!</h3>
<p>
You look quite glum, but uhh... The Day of Reckoning isn't all that bad! When life get's me down, I-I listen to my favorite podcast! Yes!
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TalkTuahPod">Here, take a listen</a>, you'll see what I mean, I swear it! ...B-But only if y-you want!
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<p>
I erm, hope that made you f-feel a bit better... i-if you listened to it. ...T-this is getting a bit t-too awkward for m-my taste, so erm...
I-I think I'm going to go home now. I wish you g-good fortune throughout The Day of Reckoning... I g-guess...
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<p><strong>See you around...?</strong></p>
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