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DUKE2.BAS
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CLS : SCREEN 12
COLOR 1
LOCATE 5, 23: PRINT " ÉÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ»"
LOCATE 6, 23: PRINT " º ÛÛÛÛÛÜ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÜÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ º"
LOCATE 7, 23: PRINT " º ÛÛ ßÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÜÛÛß ÛÛ º"
LOCATE 8, 23: PRINT " º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛÛß ÛÛÛÛÛ º"
LOCATE 9, 23: PRINT " º ÛÛ ÜÛÛ ÛÛÜ ÜÛÛ ÛÛßÛÛÜ ÛÛ º"
LOCATE 10, 24: PRINT "º ÛÛÛÛÛß ßÛÛÛÛß ÛÛ ßÛÛÜ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ º"
LOCATE 11, 24: PRINT "ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ"
LOCATE 12, 24: PRINT " SAVES THE GIRL "
SLEEP 5:
valikko:
CLS
COLOR 14
LOCATE 4, 25: PRINT "Û Û ÜßÜ Û Û Û Û Û Û ÜßÜ "
LOCATE 5, 25: PRINT "ßÜß ÛßÛ Û Û ÛßÜ ÛßÜ Û Û "
LOCATE 6, 25: PRINT " ß ß ß ßßß ß ß ß ß ß ß "
COLOR 15
LOCATE 8, 25: PRINT " -> Pelaa DUKEa "
LOCATE 9, 25: PRINT " -> Dyyppaa higsit "
LOCATE 10, 26: PRINT "-> Taustafakta "
LOCATE 11, 26: PRINT "-> X-filesin kotisivut "
LOCATE 12, 26: PRINT "-> Leave that fuckin game"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "p" OR i$ = "P" THEN GOTO peli
IF i$ = "d" OR i$ = "D" THEN GOTO highit
IF i$ = "x" OR i$ = "X" THEN GOTO xfiles
IF i$ = "l" OR i$ = "L" THEN GOTO Pois
IF i$ = "t" OR i$ = "T" THEN GOTO fakta
LOOP
highit:
CLS
COLOR 14
LOCATE 3, 25: PRINT "Û Û Û Üßß Üßß ÜßÜ ÛßÜ Üßß Üßß"
LOCATE 4, 25: PRINT "ÛßÛ Û ßÜ Û Û Û ÛßÜ Ûß ßÜ"
LOCATE 5, 25: PRINT "ß ß ß ßß ßß ß ß ß ßß ßß "
COLOR 9
LOCATE 7, 26: PRINT " I: Tate 5677382903.3 pst."
LOCATE 8, 26: PRINT " II: Tate 5677382903.2 pst."
LOCATE 9, 26: PRINT "III: Tate 5677382903.1 pst."
COLOR 15
LOCATE 11, 25: PRINT " -> Valikkoon"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "v" OR i$ = "V" THEN GOTO valikko
LOOP
fakta:
CLS
COLOR 10
LOCATE 3, 10: PRINT "ßÛß ÜßÜ Û Û Üßß ßÛß ÜßÜ Ûßß ÜßÜ Û Û ßÛß ÜßÜ"
LOCATE 4, 10: PRINT " Û ÛßÛ Û Û ßÜ Û ÛßÛ Ûß ÛßÛ ÛßÜ Û ÛßÛ"
LOCATE 5, 10: PRINT " ß ß ß ß ßß ß ß ß ß ß ß ß ß ß ß ß"
COLOR 9
LOCATE 7, 4: PRINT "Olipa kerran DUKE. H„n oli hyv„ntahtoinen naistenmies. Er„„n„ p„iv„n„ "
LOCATE 8, 4: PRINT "h„nen superkuulonsa kuuli h„t„viestin. Se oli naiselta, joka oli "
LOCATE 9, 4: PRINT "joutunut vangiksi herra-ISO-herranhoviin. Siell„ h„nt„ pantiin pyllyyn "
LOCATE 10, 4: PRINT "edest„ ja takaa. Se jos mik„ sai DUKEn kiihtym„„n oikein todenteolla. "
LOCATE 11, 4: PRINT "DUKE, joka kuului PilLu:uun (Pilpalan Luja), oli badikas mies. Koska "
LOCATE 12, 4: PRINT "kutsun l„hett„j„ oli nainen h„n l„hti oitis matkaan. Matkalla DUKE "
LOCATE 13, 4: PRINT "k„vi PilLu:n asevarastolla, josta h„n hankkii aina kaikki aseensa ja "
LOCATE 14, 4: PRINT "v„lineens„ missioihin. Nyt sin„ astut DUKEn steelcab:eihin ja l„hdet "
LOCATE 15, 4: PRINT "suorittamaan t„t„ missiota. Eli HYVŽŽ RALLIA SULLE! "
COLOR 15
LOCATE 17, 11: PRINT "-> Valikkoon"
LOCATE 18, 11: PRINT "-> Peliin "
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "v" OR i$ = "V" THEN GOTO valikko
IF i$ = "p" OR i$ = "P" THEN GOTO peli
LOOP
peli:
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Oletko valmis?"
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "-> Kyll„ "
LOCATE 6, 4: PRINT "-> Ei "
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "e" OR i$ = "E" THEN GOTO valikko
IF i$ = "k" OR i$ = "K" THEN
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Olet nyt PilLu:n asevaraston edess„. Sinulla on k„dess„si"
LOCATE 4, 4: PRINT "yhdeks„stilaukeava pistooli ja repussa DUKEpommi. Mit„ teet?"
LOCATE 6, 4: PRINT "-> Ammut kaikki ammukset katuun."
LOCATE 7, 4: PRINT "-> R„j„yt„t DUKEpommin"
LOCATE 8, 4: PRINT "-> L„hdet haneen"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "l" OR i$ = "L" THEN GOTO valikko
IF i$ = "a" OR i$ = "A" THEN GOTO k1v1
IF i$ = "r" OR i$ = "R" THEN
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Aijai tuli pahaaj„lke„, mutta ei se mit„„n katuun tuli iso"
LOCATE 4, 4: PRINT "reik„, jossa on kuolleita Herra-ISO-herran agentteja."
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "Onneksi olkoon olet juuri p„„ssyt jatkoon."
LOCATE 7, 4: PRINT "-> Jatka"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "j" OR i$ = "J" THEN
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Tulet paikalle, jossa on tappelun merkkej„ maassa."
LOCATE 4, 4: PRINT "N„et johtolangan maassa. Mit„ teet?"
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "-> Otat sen k„teen"
LOCATE 6, 4: PRINT "-> Poimit johtolangan"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "p" OR i$ = "P" THEN GOTO k2v1
IF i$ = "o" OR i$ = "O" THEN
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Rupesi heti helpottamaan. "
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "-> Jatka"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "j" OR i$ = "J" THEN
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Olet p„„ssyt Herra-ISO-herran hovin portille, jossa sinua"
LOCATE 4, 4: PRINT "vastassa on Herra-ISO-herran agentteja 10:n kpl."
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "Miten viet„t aikasi"
LOCATE 7, 4: PRINT "-> Ammut 9:„„ ensimm„ist„ ja heit„t aseella viimeist„"
LOCATE 8, 4: PRINT "-> R„j„yt„t DUKEpommin"
LOCATE 9, 4: PRINT "-> Menet tappelemaan"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "a" OR i$ = "A" THEN GOTO k3v1
IF i$ = "r" OR i$ = "R" THEN GOTO k3v2
IF i$ = "m" OR i$ = "M" THEN
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Saat tapettua kaikki paitsi yhden, jonka ammut."
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "-> Jatka"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "j" OR i$ = "J" THEN
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Olet Herra-ISO-herran hovin p„„ovella ja molemmilta sivuilta"
LOCATE 4, 4: PRINT "hy”kk„„ verikoiria ainakin 600. Miten menettelet?"
LOCATE 6, 4: PRINT "-> Menet vain sis„„n"
LOCATE 7, 4: PRINT "-> Hakkaat kaikki koirat hengilt„"
LOCATE 8, 4: PRINT "-> Juokset l„hell„ virtaavaan koskeen"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "h" OR i$ = "H" THEN GOTO k4v1
IF i$ = "j" OR i$ = "J" THEN GOTO k4v2
IF i$ = "m" OR i$ = "M" THEN
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Haa, olet selviytynyt aulaan asti. Tyhmempi ei olisi huomannut,"
LOCATE 4, 4: PRINT "ett„ koirat olivat aitauksessa. Mutta nyt n„et automaatti-"
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "konekiv„„rien suuntautuvan sinuun p„in. Miten selviydyt?"
LOCATE 7, 4: PRINT "-> V„ist„n"
LOCATE 8, 4: PRINT "-> En v„ist„"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "v" OR i$ = "V" THEN GOTO k5v1
IF i$ = "e" OR i$ = "E" THEN
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "DUKE on robotti ja konekiv„„ri on l„mp”tunnisteinen."
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "-> Jatka"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "j" OR i$ = "J" THEN
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Yl„kertaan meneviss„ portaissa t”rm„„t hovi kissaan."
LOCATE 4, 4: PRINT "Mit„ teet kissalle?"
LOCATE 6, 4: PRINT "-> Kuristat hengilt„"
LOCATE 7, 4: PRINT "-> Tallaat menness„si"
LOCATE 8, 4: PRINT "-> Sy”t„t sille DUKEpommin"
LOCATE 9, 4: PRINT "-> Pist„t poskeesi"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "k" OR i$ = "K" THEN GOTO k6v1
IF i$ = "t" OR i$ = "T" THEN GOTO k6v2
IF i$ = "p" OR i$ = "P" THEN GOTO k6v3
IF i$ = "s" OR i$ = "S" THEN
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Pahaa j„lke„, mutta kissat hengilt„ on DUKEn motto."
LOCATE 4, 4: PRINT "Ja jos ihmettelet mist„ sait DUKEpommin niin se oli repussasi."
LOCATE 6, 4: PRINT "-> Jatka"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "j" OR i$ = "J" THEN
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "K„velless„si yl„kerran k„yt„v„„ sinun eteen hypp„„ viereisest„"
LOCATE 4, 4: PRINT "huoneesta Herra-ISO-herran agentti ja yritt„„ ampua sinut."
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "Mit„ teet?"
LOCATE 7, 4: PRINT "-> Kaivat silt„ silm„t p„„st„"
LOCATE 8, 4: PRINT "-> Revit pallit irti silt„ saatanan eunukilta"
LOCATE 9, 4: PRINT "-> Ly”t sit„ kovaa"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "r" OR i$ = "R" THEN GOTO k7v1
IF i$ = "l" OR i$ = "L" THEN GOTO k7v2
IF i$ = "k" OR i$ = "K" THEN
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Ukolta meni n„k” eik„ n„hnyt ampua sinua. "
LOCATE 4, 4: PRINT "-> Jatka"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "j" OR i$ = "J" THEN
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "N„et yhdess„ huoneessa tosi sexyn silikoniblondin."
LOCATE 4, 4: PRINT "Miten tyydyt„t itsesi?"
LOCATE 6, 4: PRINT "-> Tyydyt„t itsesi panemalla silikoniblondia"
LOCATE 7, 4: PRINT "-> Menet naimaan silikoniblondia"
LOCATE 8, 4: PRINT "-> Ved„t tumppuusi"
LOCATE 9, 4: PRINT "-> Soitat huonepalveluun tilataksesi kortonkeja"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "m" OR i$ = "M" THEN GOTO k8v1
IF i$ = "v" OR i$ = "V" THEN GOTO k8v2
IF i$ = "s" OR i$ = "S" THEN GOTO k8v3
IF i$ = "t" OR i$ = "T" THEN
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Silikoniblondi tykk„„ siit„ ja sin„ tykk„„t siit„. P„„asia, ett„"
LOCATE 4, 4: PRINT "Kaikilla on hauskaa, mutta nyt t„ytyy rient„„ pelastamaan sit„ tytt”„."
LOCATE 6, 4: PRINT "-> Jatka"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "j" OR i$ = "J" THEN
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Lopulta tulet Herra-ISO-herran huoneen ovelle. Mit„ teet?"
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "-> Avaat oven"
LOCATE 6, 4: PRINT "-> L„hdet panemaan sit„ silikoniblondia uudestaan"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "a" OR i$ = "A" THEN GOTO k9v1
IF i$ = "l" OR i$ = "L" THEN
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Silikoniblondi tykk„„ siit„ ja sin„ tykk„„t siit„. P„„asia, ett„"
LOCATE 4, 4: PRINT "Kaikilla on hauskaa, mutta nyt sinun t„ytyy p„„tt„„ menetk” pelastamaan"
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "sit„ tytt”„ vai jatkatko viel„ panemista."
LOCATE 7, 4: PRINT "-> Jatkat panemista"
LOCATE 8, 4: PRINT "-> Menet pelastamaan tytt”„"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "j" OR i$ = "J" THEN GOTO k10v1
IF i$ = "m" OR i$ = "M" THEN
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "N„et edess„si herra-ISO-herran. Mit„ teet."
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "-> Rupeat heitt„m„„n jokea herra-ISO-herran kanssa"
LOCATE 6, 4: PRINT "-> Ehdotat kaksintaistelua"
LOCATE 7, 4: PRINT "-> Ved„t tumppuusi"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "r" OR i$ = "R" THEN GOTO k11v1
IF i$ = "v" OR i$ = "V" THEN GOTO k11v2
IF i$ = "e" OR i$ = "E" THEN GOTO lopputaistelu
IF i$ = "/" THEN
PRINT "salapaikka"
END IF
LOOP
END IF
LOOP
END IF
LOOP
END IF
LOOP
END IF
LOOP
END IF
LOOP
END IF
LOOP
END IF
LOOP
END IF
LOOP
END IF
LOOP
END IF
LOOP
END IF
LOOP
END IF
LOOP
END IF
LOOP
END IF
LOOP
END IF
LOOP
END IF
LOOP
END IF
LOOP
END IF
LOOP
IF i$ = "e" OR i$ = "E" THEN GOTO valikko
k1v1:
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Oots„ v„h„ tyhm„. Oikee tonttu."
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "-> Pois"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "p" OR i$ = "P" THEN GOTO valikko
LOOP
k2v1:
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "On paras aika ymm„rt„„, ett„ t„„ peli ei oo realistinen."
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "-> Pois"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "p" OR i$ = "P" THEN GOTO valikko
LOOP
k3v1:
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Saat ammuttua 9 ensimm„ist„, mutta heitto ep„onnistuu ja viimeinen"
LOCATE 4, 4: PRINT "ampuu sinut seulaksi."
LOCATE 6, 4: PRINT "-> Pois"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "p" OR i$ = "P" THEN GOTO valikko
LOOP
k3v2:
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Voi voi, Ne loppui jo ekassa ruudussa."
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "-> Pois"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "p" OR i$ = "P" THEN GOTO valikko
LOOP
k4v1:
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Oots„ v„h„ tyhm„? Et s„ voi hakata 600 verikoiraa hengilt„"
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "-> Pois"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "p" OR i$ = "P" THEN GOTO valikko
LOOP
k4v2:
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Fakin p„ssi. Ei siell„ ole koskea l„hell„."
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "-> Pois"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "p" OR i$ = "P" THEN GOTO valikko
LOOP
k5v1:
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Ei automaatti konekiv„„ri„ pysty v„ist„m„„n. Kuolet."
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "-> Pois"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "p" OR i$ = "P" THEN GOTO valikko
LOOP
k6v1:
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Kissa vet...puree sinua k„teen. Kuolet!"
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "-> Pois"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "p" OR i$ = "P" THEN GOTO valikko
LOOP
k6v2:
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Kissa v„ist„„ ja sy” sinut. Sinulta loppuu happi"
LOCATE 4, 4: PRINT "kissan mahassa ja kuolet."
LOCATE 6, 4: PRINT "-> Pois"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "p" OR i$ = "P" THEN GOTO valikko
LOOP
k6v3:
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Ei ropoootti voi sy”d„ kissoja."
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "-> Pois"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "p" OR i$ = "P" THEN GOTO valikko
LOOP
k7v1:
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Ei eunukilta voi repi„ palleja irti. Agentti ampuu sinut."
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "-> Pois"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "p" OR i$ = "P" THEN GOTO valikko
LOOP
k7v2:
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Žl„ ly” kovaa sinustakin voi tulla eunukki. Siin„ pallejasi"
LOCATE 4, 4: PRINT "takoessa Herra-ISO-herran agentti ampuu sinut."
LOCATE 6, 4: PRINT "-> Pois"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "p" OR i$ = "P" THEN GOTO valikko
LOOP
k8v1:
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Se kannatti sill„ juuri kun suljit oven nurkantakaa tuli dinosaurus."
LOCATE 4, 4: PRINT "No ei nyt sent„„. Oikeasti SIELTŽ tuli lapsi ja sinusta tuli"
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "onnellinen perheen is„. Sin„ ja silikoniblondi l„hditte kotiin"
LOCATE 6, 4: PRINT "el„m„„n onnellista loppu el„m„„."
LOCATE 7, 4: PRINT "-> Kotiin"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "k" OR i$ = "K" THEN GOTO loppu1
LOOP
k8v2:
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Siin„ tumppuun vet„ess„si nurkantakaa tuli dinosaurus, joka s”i sinut."
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "-> Pois"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "p" OR i$ = "P" THEN GOTO valikko
LOOP
k8v3:
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Nyt teit tyhm„sti, koska huonepalvelussa oli vain Herra-Iso-herran"
LOCATE 4, 4: PRINT "agentteja, joita tuli ainakin 600 ampumaan sinua. Ja my”s osuivat."
LOCATE 6, 4: PRINT "-> Pois"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "p" OR i$ = "P" THEN GOTO valikko
LOOP
k9v1:
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Aijai, paska s„k„. Herra-ISO-herra oli juuri odottamassa ei"
LOCATE 4, 4: PRINT "tervetullutta vierasta. Herra-Iso-herra ampuu sinut."
LOCATE 6, 4: PRINT "-> Pois"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "p" OR i$ = "P" THEN GOTO valikko
LOOP
k10v1:
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Ei nyt SITŽk„„n voi loputtomiin harrastaa. Kuole liikaerektioon."
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "-> Pois"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "p" OR i$ = "P" THEN GOTO valikko
LOOP
k11v1:
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Kaks mummoo ojo tan... BŽNG BŽNG BŽNG BŽNG BŽNG BŽNG KLICK KLICK. Kuolit"
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "-> Pois"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "p" OR i$ = "P" THEN GOTO valikko
LOOP
k11v2:
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Ei ei, ei nyt."
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "-> Pois"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "p" OR i$ = "P" THEN GOTO valikko
LOOP
lopputaistelu:
CLS
COLOR 6
LOCATE 14, 14: PRINT "ÜÜÜÜÜ ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ"
LOCATE 15, 14: PRINT "Û Û"
LOCATE 16, 14: PRINT "ß ß"
COLOR 12
LOCATE 15, 15: PRINT "ÛÛÛÜ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 16, 15: PRINT "ÛÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛ"
COLOR 1
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "-> Ly”nti"
LOCATE 17, 14: PRINT "ÜÛÛÛÜ"
LOCATE 18, 14: PRINT "Û Û"
LOCATE 19, 14: PRINT "Û ß"
LOCATE 20, 14: PRINT "ÛÛ"
COLOR 2
LOCATE 17, 27: PRINT " ÜÜÛÛÛÛÜÜ"
LOCATE 18, 27: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 19, 27: PRINT " ÜÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 20, 27: PRINT "ßßßÛÛÛÛÛß"
COLOR 12
LOCATE 18, 15: PRINT "ÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 19, 15: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛÜ"
LOCATE 20, 16: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 18, 31: PRINT "ÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 19, 26: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ"
COLOR 14
LOCATE 21, 30: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 22, 30: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 23, 30: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 24, 30: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 25, 30: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛÛ"
COLOR 4
LOCATE 21, 14: PRINT "ßÛÛÛß"
LOCATE 22, 15: PRINT "ÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 23, 15: PRINT "ÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 24, 15: PRINT "ÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 25, 15: PRINT "ÛÛÛ"
COLOR 6
LOCATE 26, 15: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "l" OR i$ = "L" THEN
CLS
COLOR 6
LOCATE 14, 14: PRINT "ÜÜÜÜÜ ÜÜ"
LOCATE 15, 14: PRINT "Û"
LOCATE 16, 14: PRINT "ß ß"
COLOR 12
LOCATE 15, 15: PRINT "ÛÛÛÜ"
LOCATE 16, 15: PRINT "ÛÛÛ "
LOCATE 15, 31: PRINT " ÜÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 16, 31: PRINT "ßÛÛÛÛ"
COLOR 12
LOCATE 16, 28: PRINT "ÜÜ"
LOCATE 17, 21: PRINT "ÜÜÜÛÛÛßß"
LOCATE 18, 14: PRINT " ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛß"
LOCATE 19, 14: PRINT " ÛÛÛÛß"
COLOR 4
LOCATE 11, 40: PRINT " ÜÜ"
LOCATE 12, 38: PRINT " ÜÜ"
LOCATE 13, 37: PRINT "ÜÜÛÛÛß"
LOCATE 14, 33: PRINT "ÜÜÛÛÛÛß"
LOCATE 15, 35: PRINT "ÛÛß "
LOCATE 16, 36: PRINT "ÛÛÜ"
LOCATE 17, 37: PRINT "ßÛÜ"
LOCATE 18, 38: PRINT " ßÛ"
LOCATE 20, 44: PRINT " Û "
LOCATE 22, 46: PRINT " Ü"
COLOR 1
LOCATE 17, 14: PRINT "ÜÛÛÛÜ"
LOCATE 18, 14: PRINT "Û"
LOCATE 19, 14: PRINT "ÛÛ"
LOCATE 20, 14: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛÛ"
COLOR 2
LOCATE 17, 29: PRINT "ÜÜÛÛÛÛÜÜ"
LOCATE 18, 28: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 19, 28: PRINT " ÜÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 20, 28: PRINT "ßßßÛÛÛÛÛß"
COLOR 12
LOCATE 18, 32: PRINT "ÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 19, 27: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ"
COLOR 14
LOCATE 21, 31: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 22, 31: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 23, 31: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 24, 31: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 25, 31: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛÛ"
COLOR 4
LOCATE 21, 14: PRINT "ßÛÛÛß"
LOCATE 22, 15: PRINT "ÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 23, 15: PRINT "ÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 24, 15: PRINT "ÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 25, 15: PRINT "ÛÛÛ"
COLOR 6
LOCATE 26, 15: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ"
SLEEP 1
CLS
COLOR 6
LOCATE 14, 14: PRINT "ÜÜÜÜÜ"
LOCATE 15, 14: PRINT "Û"
LOCATE 16, 14: PRINT "ß"
COLOR 12
LOCATE 15, 15: PRINT "ÛÛÛÜ"
LOCATE 16, 15: PRINT "ÛÛÛ "
COLOR 1
LOCATE 17, 14: PRINT "ÜÛÛÛÜ"
LOCATE 18, 14: PRINT "Û Û"
LOCATE 19, 14: PRINT "Û ß"
LOCATE 20, 14: PRINT "ÛÛ"
COLOR 12
LOCATE 18, 15: PRINT "ÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 19, 15: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛÜ"
LOCATE 20, 16: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛ"
COLOR 4
LOCATE 21, 14: PRINT "ßÛÛÛß"
LOCATE 22, 15: PRINT "ÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 23, 15: PRINT "ÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 24, 15: PRINT "ÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 25, 15: PRINT "ÛÛÛ"
COLOR 6
LOCATE 24, 25: PRINT "ÛÛ"
LOCATE 25, 25: PRINT "ÛÛ"
LOCATE 26, 15: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ"
COLOR 14
LOCATE 25, 32: PRINT "ÜÜ"
LOCATE 25, 27: PRINT "ÜÜ"
LOCATE 26, 31: PRINT "ÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 26, 27: PRINT "ÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 27, 27: PRINT
COLOR 4
LOCATE 25, 29: PRINT "ÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 26, 30: PRINT "Û"
LOCATE 27, 29: PRINT "ßßßß"
COLOR 2
LOCATE 25, 34: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 26, 34: PRINT "Û"
LOCATE 24, 39: PRINT "ÛÛÛÜ"
LOCATE 25, 42: PRINT "ÛÛ"
LOCATE 26, 42: PRINT "ÛÛÛ"
COLOR 12
LOCATE 26, 35: PRINT "ÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 27, 34: PRINT "ÛÛß"
LOCATE 26, 40: PRINT "Û"
COLOR 4
LOCATE 24, 35: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 25, 38: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 26, 38: PRINT "ÛÛ"
LOCATE 27, 37: PRINT "ßß"
LOCATE 26, 41: PRINT "Û"
LOCATE 27, 40: PRINT "ßßß"
COLOR 12
LOCATE 24, 47: PRINT "Ü"
LOCATE 25, 46: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 26, 45: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 27, 46: PRINT "ßßßßß"
COLOR 4
LOCATE 25, 48: PRINT "ÛÛ"
LOCATE 26, 47: PRINT "ÛÛÛÛ"
LOCATE 27, 47: PRINT "ßÛÛÛÜ"
SLEEP 4
CLS
COLOR 1
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Onneksi olkoon sait tapettua Herra-ISO-herran."
SLEEP 3
CLS
COLOR 1
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Oho p„„sit listalle..."
LOCATE 4, 4: PRINT "...melkein. Sinun pisteesi:"
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "Eli et p„„ssyt listalle. H„h h„h h„„!"
LOCATE 6, 4: PRINT "Onneksi olkoon kuitenkin."
LOCATE 8, 4: PRINT "-> Valikkoon"
LOCATE 9, 4: PRINT "-> DOSsiin"
COLOR 15
LOCATE 4, 32: PRINT "5677382902.9"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "v" OR i$ = "V" THEN GOTO valikko
IF i$ = "d" OR i$ = "D" THEN
CLS
SYSTEM
END IF
LOOP
END IF
LOOP
loppu1:
CLS
COLOR 1
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Onneksi olkoon olet l„p„issy t„m„n sikavaikeen pelin, Mutta"
LOCATE 4, 4: PRINT "et saanut pelastettua Herra-ISO-herran vankia. Parempi onni"
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "ensikerralla."
LOCATE 7, 4: PRINT "Sinun pisteesi on:"
COLOR 15
LOCATE 7, 19: PRINT "5677382902.9"
COLOR 1
LOCATE 8, 4: PRINT "T„ll„ pistem„„r„ll„ ei valitettavasti p„„se listoille, mutta"
LOCATE 9, 4: PRINT "parempi onni ensikerralla."
LOCATE 11, 4: PRINT "-> Valikkoon"
LOCATE 12, 4: PRINT "-> DOSsiin"
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "v" OR i$ = "V" THEN GOTO valikko
IF i$ = "d" OR i$ = "D" THEN
CLS
SYSTEM
END IF
LOOP
xfiles:
CLS
COLOR 15
LOCATE 3, 6: PRINT " Û Û "
LOCATE 4, 6: PRINT " THE ÜßÜ FILES The truth is out there."
LOCATE 5, 6: PRINT " ÜÜÜÜÛÜÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ"
LOCATE 6, 6: PRINT " "
LOCATE 7, 6: PRINT " Olipa kerran Gillian Andersson ja David Duchovny. "
LOCATE 8, 6: PRINT " Gillian on hyv„n„k”inen nuori nainen. H„nen roolihenkil”n"
LOCATE 9, 6: PRINT " nimi on Dana Scully. David on tyhm„nn„k”inen vanha mies "
LOCATE 10, 7: PRINT "sen roolihenkil”n nimi on Fox Mulder. "
LOCATE 11, 7: PRINT "Siin„ kaikki mit„ min„ tied„n Scullysta ja Mulderista. "
LOCATE 13, 7: PRINT "-> Valikkoon "
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF i$ = "v" OR i$ = "V" THEN GOTO valikko
LOOP
oikein:
CLS
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "No voihan PILLU!"
LOCATE 4, 4: PRINT "Arvas heti olikoha v„h„ liia helppo salasana"
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "No me ny si pooooiss."
SLEEP 7
SYSTEM
Pois:
CLS
COLOR 1
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "OHO OHO! Mit„s sit„ t„„ll oikei mesotaa! T„„ on semmone"
LOCATE 4, 4: PRINT "peli ettei t„„lt niin vaan p„„st„kk„„n veke. Sun pit„„"
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "kirjottaa oikee salasana nii p„„set pooooiss."
LOCATE 7, 4: PRINT "Ja se salasana pannaan t„h„n:"
LOCATE 8, 4: PRINT "Tiets„ et sull on aikaa"
LOCATE 9, 4: PRINT "just vaa t„n verra:"
COLOR 15
z = 21
DO
i$ = INKEY$
IF TIMER >= t + 1 THEN z = z - 1: LOCATE 9, 23: PRINT z; : COLOR 1: PRINT "sek. ": COLOR 15: t = TIMER: p = 1
IF NOT i$ = "" THEN
IF x = 0 THEN IF i$ = "p" OR i$ = "P" THEN x = x + 1
IF x = 1 THEN IF i$ = "i" OR i$ = "I" THEN x = x + 1
IF x = 2 THEN IF i$ = "l" OR i$ = "L" THEN x = x + 1: i$ = ""
IF x = 3 THEN IF i$ = "l" OR i$ = "L" THEN x = x + 1
IF x = 4 THEN IF i$ = "u" OR i$ = "U" THEN x = x + 1
IF x = 5 THEN GOTO oikein
IF NOT x = 0 THEN LOCATE 7, 33 + x: PRINT "*"
IF i$ = CHR$(27) THEN x = 0: CLS : GOTO valikko
END IF
IF z = 0 THEN
CLS
COLOR 9
LOCATE 3, 4: PRINT "Pilun p„ssi!"
LOCATE 4, 4: PRINT "Et arvannu oikein salasanaa"
LOCATE 5, 4: PRINT "vaikka se on PILLUmaisen vaikee."
LOCATE 6, 4: PRINT " ^^^^^"
LOCATE 7, 4: PRINT "PŽŽSET takaisin peliin."
SLEEP 7
GOTO valikko
END IF
LOOP