diff --git a/backend/common/config.py b/backend/common/config.py
index 82858ba..dee7851 100644
--- a/backend/common/config.py
+++ b/backend/common/config.py
@@ -22,9 +22,9 @@
 
 # EMAIL Stuff
 NO_REPLY_EMAIL = "No Reply <no-reply@mail.dumpsheet.com>"
-SENDER_EMAIL = "Dumpsheet Workers Union<worker@mail.dumpsheet.com>"  # From:
+SENDER_EMAIL = "GPT Workers Union<worker@mail.dumpsheet.com>"  # From:
 SENDER_EMAIL_ALERTS = "Poor Mans Opsgenie <alerts@mail.dumpsheet.com>"  # From:
-SUPPORT_EMAIL = "Dumpsheet Support <support@dumpsheet.com>"
+SUPPORT_EMAIL = "Audio To Email Support <support@dumpsheet.com>"
 DEBUG_RECIPIENTS = []  # used to be a google group
 RESPONSE_EMAILS_WAIT_BETWEEN_EMAILS_SECONDS = int(
     os.environ.get("RESPONSE_EMAILS_WAIT_BETWEEN_EMAILS_SECONDS", 30)
diff --git a/backend/database/account.py b/backend/database/account.py
index ceb2822..df6502b 100644
--- a/backend/database/account.py
+++ b/backend/database/account.py
@@ -94,31 +94,6 @@ def get_phone(self) -> Optional[str]:
 
         return None
 
-    # @staticmethod
-    # # TODO(P2): This feels like a too dangerous function to have around
-    # def merge_in(new_account_id, old_account_id):
-    #     new_account = BaseAccount.get_or_none(BaseAccount.id == new_account_id)
-    #     if new_account is None:
-    #         raise ValueError(f"new_account_id {new_account_id} must exist")
-    #
-    #     old_account = BaseAccount.get_or_none(BaseAccount.id == old_account_id)
-    #     if old_account is None:
-    #         raise ValueError(f"old_account_id {old_account_id} must exist")
-    #
-    #     with database_proxy.transaction() as tx:
-    #         print(f"merging {old_account_id} into {new_account_id}")
-    #         num_onb = BaseOnboarding.update(account_id=new_account_id).where(
-    #           BaseOnboarding.account_id == old_account_id).execute()
-    #         num_de = BaseDataEntry.update(account_id=new_account_id).where(
-    #           BaseDataEntry.account_id == old_account_id).execute()
-    #         num_el = BaseEmailLog.update(account_id=new_account_id).where(
-    #           BaseEmailLog.account_id == old_account_id).execute()
-    #         tx.commit()
-    #
-    #     assert BaseOnboarding.get_or_none(BaseOnboarding.account_id == old_account_id) is None
-    #     # old_account.delete_instance()
-    #     print(f"Account.merge_in updated {num_onb} onboardings, {num_de} data entries and {num_el} email logs")
-
     @staticmethod
     def get_by_email_or_none(email_raw: str) -> Optional["Account"]:
         email = email_raw.lower()
diff --git a/webapp/app/page.tsx b/webapp/app/page.tsx
index f0c1865..c297591 100644
--- a/webapp/app/page.tsx
+++ b/webapp/app/page.tsx
@@ -1,9 +1,7 @@
-import { createServerComponentClient } from "@supabase/auth-helpers-nextjs";
-import { cookies } from "next/headers";
 import Link from "next/link";
-import { redirect } from "next/navigation";
 
-import hero from "/public/dumpsheet-agent.webp";
+// import hero from "/public/dumpsheet-agent.webp";
+import hero from "/public/images/evolution-trend-reverted-home-erectus-is-back.jpg"
 
 import { Button } from "@/components/ui/button";
 import ExplainerSection from "@/components/ExplainerSection";
@@ -14,54 +12,102 @@ export const dynamic = "force-dynamic";
 export default async function Index() {
   return (
       <div className="flex flex-col items-center pt-16">
-        <div className="flex flex-col lg:flex-row items-center gap-8 p-8 max-w-6xl w-full">
-          <div className="flex flex-col space-y-4 lg:w-1/2 w-full">
-            <h1 className="text-5xl font-bold">
-              Email, Effortlessly with Your Voice.
-            </h1>
-            <p className="text-gray-600 text-lg">
-              Transform your spoken words into written emails instantly with <b>Audio To Email</b>.
-              Perfect for professionals on the go, accessibility needs, or anyone looking to streamline their workflow.
-            </p>
-            <div className="flex flex-row items-center">
-              <div>
-                <Link href="/record" className="flex-grow-0">
-                  <Button className="px-4 py-2 whitespace-nowrap">Start Dictating Now</Button>
-                </Link>
+          <div className="flex flex-col lg:flex-row items-center gap-8 p-8 max-w-6xl w-full">
+              <div className="flex flex-col space-y-4 lg:w-1/2 w-full">
+                  <h1 className="text-5xl font-bold">
+                      GPT like it's the 90s.
+                  </h1>
+                  <p className="text-gray-600 text-lg">
+                      No apps, just email. <br/>
+                      No scam subscriptions, just invoices. <br/>
+                      This is <b>Audio To Email</b>. <br/>
+                  </p>
+                  <div className="flex flex-row items-center">
+                      <div>
+                          <Link href="/upload" className="flex-grow-0">
+                              <Button className="px-4 py-2 whitespace-nowrap">Upload Voice Memo's You Always Wanted to
+                                  Revisit But Were Too Busy</Button>
+                          </Link>
+                      </div>
+                  </div>
+                  <div className="flex flex-row items-center">
+                      <div className="text-sm text-gray-500 italic flex-grow ml-2">
+                          Join hundreds who are redefining email productivity.
+
+                          Just like in the good old days of calling your assistant
+                          to transcribe your brain farts of gold for you.
+                      </div>
+                  </div>
+                  <div className="mt-4 text-gray-500">
+                      <span>Already a user? </span>
+                      <Link className="text-blue-600 hover:underline" href="/login">
+                          Sign In
+                      </Link>
+                  </div>
               </div>
-              <div className="text-sm text-gray-500 italic flex-grow ml-2">
-                Join thousands who are redefining email productivity. Fast, accurate, and secure.
+              <div className="lg:w-1/2 w-full mt-8 lg:mt-0">
+                  <img
+                      src={hero.src}
+                      alt="Voice to Email Conversion Illustration"
+                      className="rounded-lg object-cover w-full h-full"
+                  />
               </div>
-            </div>
-            <div className="mt-4 text-gray-500">
-              <span>Already a user? </span>
-              <Link className="text-blue-600 hover:underline" href="/login">
-                Sign In
-              </Link>
-            </div>
+
           </div>
-          <div className="lg:w-1/2 w-full mt-8 lg:mt-0">
-            <img
-                src={hero.src}
-                alt="Voice to Email Conversion Illustration"
-                className="rounded-lg object-cover w-full h-full"
-            />
+          <ExplainerSection/>
+          <PricingSection/>
+
+          <div className="w-full max-w-6xl mt-6 mb-2 p-8 rounded-lg space-y-8">
+              <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold text-center mb-8">Still not convinced?</h2>
+              <p className="text-gray-600 text-lg text-center">
+                  <a href="https://www.loom.com/share/1614e907aeea4312bb53affd99677593" target="_blank"
+                     rel="noopener noreferrer">
+
+                      <Button>Let People From Ivy League Sell It To You</Button>
+                  </a>
+              </p>
+              <p className="text-sm text-gray-600 text-center">
+                  {/*TODO(P1, ux): Figure out how to start the voice recorder in the Demo mode */}
+                  <Link href="/record/demo" className="flex-grow-0">
+                      <Button className="px-4 py-2 whitespace-nowrap">Go Through Interactive Demo</Button>
+                  </Link>
+              </p>
           </div>
 
-        </div>
-        <ExplainerSection/>
-        <PricingSection/>
+          <div className="w-full max-w-6xl mt-6 mb-6 p-8 rounded-lg space-y-8">
+              <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold text-center mb-8">You In A Good Club</h2>
 
-        <div className="w-full max-w-6xl mt-16 mb-16 p-8 rounded-lg space-y-8">
-          <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold text-center mb-8">Still not convinced?</h2>
-          <p className="text-gray-600 text-lg text-center">
-            <a href="https://www.loom.com/share/1614e907aeea4312bb53affd99677593" target="_blank"
-               rel="noopener noreferrer">
+              <p className="text-sm text-gray-600 text-center">
+                  Join Professionals from these companies who are already using Audio To Email:
+              </p>
 
-                <Button>Watch Demo</Button>
-            </a>
-          </p>
-        </div>
+              <div className="flex justify-center items-center space-x-8">
+                  <img src="/images/logos/experience-robinhood.png" alt="Robinhood" className="h-16"/>
+                  <img src="/images/logos/experience-columbia-university.png" alt="Columbia University"
+                       className="h-16"/>
+                  <img src="/images/logos/experience-google.png" alt="Google" className="h-16"/>
+                  <img src="/images/logos/experience-ibm.png" alt="IBM" className="h-16"/>
+                  <img src="/images/logos/experience-mckinsey-and-company.png" alt="McKinsey and Company"
+                       className="h-16"/>
+                  <img src="/images/logos/experience-siemens.png" alt="Siemens" className="h-16"/>
+              </div>
+          </div>
+
+
+          <div className="w-full max-w-6xl mt-6 mb-6 p-8 rounded-lg space-y-8">
+              <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold text-center mb-8">We Are Here To Support You</h2>
+
+              <div className="text-sm text-gray-600 text-center">
+                  <div className="flex justify-center items-center space-x-4">
+                      <Link href="mailto:support@dumpsheet.com">
+                          <Button className="px-4 py-2 whitespace-nowrap">Email Peter</Button>
+                      </Link>
+                      <Link href="tel:+16502106516">
+                          <Button className="px-4 py-2 whitespace-nowrap">Call Peter</Button>
+                      </Link>
+                  </div>
+              </div>
+          </div>
       </div>
-  );
-}
+          );
+          }
diff --git a/webapp/components/ExplainerSection.tsx b/webapp/components/ExplainerSection.tsx
index 6d41c68..6791f47 100644
--- a/webapp/components/ExplainerSection.tsx
+++ b/webapp/components/ExplainerSection.tsx
@@ -16,10 +16,10 @@ export default function ExplainerSection() {
               className="text-3xl font-bold text-blue-600 bg-white border-2 border-blue-600 rounded-full w-10 h-10 flex items-center justify-center">
             1
           </div>
-          <h3 className="text-2xl font-semibold">Upload or Record your Audio</h3>
+          <h3 className="text-2xl font-semibold">Upload your Audio/Video</h3>
         </div>
         <p className="text-sm text-gray-600 text-center">
-          Any audio file would do, or you can <Link href="/record">record one </Link> right here!.
+          Any audio like a voice memo would do, or you can <Link href="/record">record one </Link> right here!.
         </p>
         {/*
         TODO(P0, ux): Explain the "just send an email" upload version
@@ -30,12 +30,6 @@ export default function ExplainerSection() {
             alt="Audio file upload example"
             className="rounded-lg object-cover w-3/4 md:w-1/2 lg:w-1/3 mx-auto"
         />
-        <p className="text-sm text-gray-600 text-center">
-          {/*TODO(P1, ux): Figure out how to start the voice recorder in the Demo mode */}
-          <Link href="/record/demo" className="flex-grow-0">
-            <Button className="px-4 py-2 whitespace-nowrap">Interactive Demo</Button>
-          </Link>
-        </p>
       </div>
 
       {/* Step 2: Backend Work */}
@@ -48,7 +42,7 @@ export default function ExplainerSection() {
           <h3 className="text-2xl font-semibold">Our Agents get to Work</h3>
         </div>
         <p className="text-sm text-gray-600 text-center">
-          Only takes a few minutes as you grab your drink of choice on your way to your desk.
+          And forget about it, while we transcribe and post-process your audio.
         </p>
         <img
             src={blur.src}
@@ -66,7 +60,7 @@ export default function ExplainerSection() {
           <h3 className="text-2xl font-semibold">Your Voice Memo in your Mailbox</h3>
         </div>
         <p className="text-sm text-gray-600 text-center">
-          Audio text ready for its next destination when you ready to do so!
+          Oh look, what is in your inbox? Waiting for you when you are ready to "do your emails".
         </p>
         <img
           src={result.src}
diff --git a/webapp/components/Navbar.tsx b/webapp/components/Navbar.tsx
index bbb327b..6de41ca 100644
--- a/webapp/components/Navbar.tsx
+++ b/webapp/components/Navbar.tsx
@@ -21,6 +21,15 @@ const stripeIsConfigured = process.env.NEXT_PUBLIC_STRIPE_IS_ENABLED === "true";
 
 export const revalidate = 0;
 
+const SoonBadge = () => {
+  return (
+    <span className="relative -top-2 -left-3 bg-gray-500 text-white text-xs font-bold px-2 py-1 rounded-full">
+      Soon
+    </span>
+  );
+};
+
+
 export default async function Navbar() {
   const supabase = createServerComponentClient<Database>({ cookies });
 
@@ -36,21 +45,38 @@ export default async function Navbar() {
     <div className="flex w-full px-4 lg:px-40 py-4 items-center border-b text-center gap-8 justify-between">
       <div className="flex gap-2 h-full">
         <Link href="/">
-          <h2 className="font-bold pt-1.5 pr-4">Audio To Email</h2>
+          <h2 className="font-bold pt-1.5 pr-2">GPT Like a Boomer</h2>
+        </Link>
+        <Link href="mailto:ai@mail.dumpsheet.com?subject=Attached%20Are%20My%20Audio%20Files">
+          <Button variant={"ghost"} className="px-2">Attach Audio via Email</Button>
         </Link>
         <Link href="/record">
-          <Button variant={"ghost"} className="px-4">Record Audio</Button>
+          <Button variant={"ghost"} className="px-2">Record Voice Mail</Button>
         </Link>
         <Link href="/upload">
-          <Button variant={"ghost"} className="px-4">Upload Audio</Button>
+          <Button variant={"ghost"} className="px-2">Upload from your PC</Button>
         </Link>
-        <Link href="/upload">
-          <Button variant={"ghost"} className="px-4">Upload Video</Button>
+        {/*<Link href="/upload">*/}
+        {/*  <Button variant={"ghost"} className="px-2">Send us Direct Mail</Button>*/}
+        {/*</Link>*/}
+        <Link href="tel:+18554137047">
+          <Button variant={"ghost"} className="px-2">Dial Up GPT <br />+1 (855) 413-7047</Button>
+        </Link>
+        {/*<Link href="mailto:support@gptboomer.com?subject=Support%20Request">*/}
+        {/*  <Button variant={"ghost"} className="px-2" style={{ fontFamily: 'Courier, monospace'}}>Send a Fax</Button>*/}
+        {/*</Link>*/}
+        <Link href="/fax">
+          <Button variant={"ghost"} className="px-4">Fax</Button>
+          <SoonBadge />
+        </Link>
+        <Link href="/direct-mail">
+          <Button variant={"ghost"} className="px-2">Direct Mail</Button>
+          <SoonBadge />
         </Link>
       </div>
       {user && (
-        <div className="hidden lg:flex flex-row gap-2">
-          {stripeIsConfigured && (
+          <div className="hidden lg:flex flex-row gap-2">
+            {stripeIsConfigured && (
             <Link href="/get-credits">
               <Button variant={"ghost"}>Get Credits</Button>
             </Link>
@@ -60,7 +86,7 @@ export default async function Navbar() {
       <div className="flex gap-4 lg:ml-auto">
         {!user && (
           <Link href="/login">
-            <Button variant={"ghost"}>Login / Signup</Button>
+            <Button>Login / Signup</Button>
           </Link>
         )}
         {user && (
diff --git a/webapp/components/PricingSection.tsx b/webapp/components/PricingSection.tsx
index a015c65..1cadb06 100644
--- a/webapp/components/PricingSection.tsx
+++ b/webapp/components/PricingSection.tsx
@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@ import { Button } from "@/components/ui/button";
 
 export default function PricingSection() {
   return (
-    <div className="w-full max-w-6xl mt-16 mb-16 p-8 rounded-lg space-y-8">
+    <div className="w-full max-w-6xl mt-16 mb-6 p-8 rounded-lg space-y-8">
       <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold text-center mb-8">Pricing</h2>
       <div className="flex flex-wrap justify-center lg:space-x-4 space-y-4 lg:space-y-0 items-stretch">
         {pricingOptions.map((option, index) => (
@@ -48,7 +48,7 @@ const pricingOptions = [
     title: "Goodwill",
     price: "Free",
     description:
-      "I am busy lets do it",
+      "I am busy just give me your free sample",
     features: [
       "~15min of audio per day",
       "No Account Needed",
@@ -60,8 +60,8 @@ const pricingOptions = [
     bgColor: "bg-white",
   },
   {
-    title: "Pay as you go",
-    price: "3x of our compute cost",
+    title: "Invoice",
+    price: "2x of our compute cost",
     description:
       "This is how much $1 gets you:",
     features: [
@@ -76,7 +76,7 @@ const pricingOptions = [
   {
     title: "Enterprise",
     price: "Lets Negotiate",
-    description: "The best value for \"high volumes\" (pun intended).",
+    description: "The best value for \"high volumes\" (pun intended - we can handle your yelling!).",
     features: [
       "Lower cost for bulk purchases",
     ],
diff --git a/webapp/public/images/evolution-trend-reverted-home-erectus-is-back.jpg b/webapp/public/images/evolution-trend-reverted-home-erectus-is-back.jpg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..efab3a5
Binary files /dev/null and b/webapp/public/images/evolution-trend-reverted-home-erectus-is-back.jpg differ
diff --git a/webapp/styles/app.css b/webapp/styles/app.css
index 1711386..dd8387e 100644
--- a/webapp/styles/app.css
+++ b/webapp/styles/app.css
@@ -613,6 +613,14 @@ video {
   inset: 0px;
 }
 
+.-left-3 {
+  left: -0.75rem;
+}
+
+.-top-2 {
+  top: -0.5rem;
+}
+
 .left-1\/2 {
   left: 50%;
 }
@@ -685,6 +693,11 @@ video {
   margin-bottom: 0.25rem;
 }
 
+.mx-4 {
+  margin-left: 1rem;
+  margin-right: 1rem;
+}
+
 .mb-16 {
   margin-bottom: 4rem;
 }
@@ -749,6 +762,10 @@ video {
   margin-top: 2rem;
 }
 
+.mb-6 {
+  margin-bottom: 1.5rem;
+}
+
 .block {
   display: block;
 }
@@ -841,6 +858,10 @@ video {
   height: 1px;
 }
 
+.h-16 {
+  height: 4rem;
+}
+
 .max-h-screen {
   max-height: 100vh;
 }
@@ -1096,6 +1117,12 @@ video {
   margin-bottom: calc(2rem * var(--tw-space-y-reverse));
 }
 
+.space-x-8 > :not([hidden]) ~ :not([hidden]) {
+  --tw-space-x-reverse: 0;
+  margin-right: calc(2rem * var(--tw-space-x-reverse));
+  margin-left: calc(2rem * calc(1 - var(--tw-space-x-reverse)));
+}
+
 .self-center {
   align-self: center;
 }
@@ -1248,6 +1275,11 @@ video {
   background-color: rgb(209 213 219 / var(--tw-bg-opacity));
 }
 
+.bg-gray-500 {
+  --tw-bg-opacity: 1;
+  background-color: rgb(107 114 128 / var(--tw-bg-opacity));
+}
+
 .bg-green-500 {
   --tw-bg-opacity: 1;
   background-color: rgb(34 197 94 / var(--tw-bg-opacity));
@@ -1422,10 +1454,6 @@ video {
   padding-right: 0.5rem;
 }
 
-.pr-4 {
-  padding-right: 1rem;
-}
-
 .pr-6 {
   padding-right: 1.5rem;
 }