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mfwolffe/README.md

'ello,

My name is matthew forrester wolffe.

(noun) : wholly unserious
see also : cimbasso
see also1 : indirection; oder,

I've been writing silly scripts and
maybe-code.

just since 2009,
but,
please friends
don't get it twisted,
it's just that:
silly.

-mfw

I write code for myself, my family, and very occasionally for causes I feel worthwhile, like inclusivity in music education, to name one and seulement one. I know I'm already wasting your time ;)

I write code that saves me time in my quotidian

e.g., and wholeheartedly not, i.e.1, as a mathematics tutor, manual trigonometry to check student work is annoying.
Unless you've had to manually adjust quadrants hundreds of times in the last 3 years after pulling an arctangent, don't look at me.
If you have, I would hope this ugly tool could save you time too: https://protract.ing

I agree that code is Craft; the desktop workstation an atelier; not a newfnagled teletype1

and I do not claim credit for that conception, right? It was, once upon a time, a movement. I learned of it by starting to explore the works of sociologist Richard Sennet.

I believe in FOSS wholeheartedly, and I mean wholeheartedly...
...wholeheartedly.

I have strong feelings about large language models, indentation, and aligning = and ::, /etc/1; not that it matters2

I like French film:

*he likes french film1

matthieu
likes to write programs that save him time.

he plays instruments;
and they’re usually made of brass,
and they’re usually large, but not usually always.

sometimes, maybe even vestigial
like a sackbut or a serpent or an (awful)cleide1 ;)

he likes Linux and Unix history and all things FOSS.
he doesn't like Microsoft Office, but he'll use it when cornered.

he understands that the jazzers who understand
i.e., and whole-heart-ed-ly not e.g.,
who aren't pedantic pissants ;)
are talking about the same things as the people who implore for open source...

...but he doesn't claim to be clever or special or smart for that; it's called common-sense.

...

he doesn't like indentation or competing standards, but he does like POSIX for the most part <3.
he likes shells and keybinds and symlinks.
and walking his dog Moby at sunrise,
but he's diametrically opposed to waking up before six-forty-five.

he does like daylight savings,
but only periodically1 ;).
he likes a minimum of six car lengths on I-81,

though he dislikes the fact he feels on the 'quotoadian'1
he doesn't get thrown a bone of one1.

he dislikes the distillation of nuance
and the erasure of historical asides.

.

he's liked writing scripts since age 11,
and 'disliked’ writing code since age 12

-mfw

I take myself wholly unseriously; I'm just here to tinker1.

Footnotes

  1. Sapient sat. 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

  2. It matters.

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  1. tree3stan-chord/DAWn_EE tree3stan-chord/DAWn_EE Public

    Browswer based digital audio workstation

    JavaScript

  2. digitaldipole digitaldipole Public

    WiP fullstack chemistry educational toolkit

    Python

  3. PrimeProfiler PrimeProfiler Public

    Binary instrumentation of naive primality algorithms on modern hardware with varying compiler optimizations

    C++

  4. FortranGoingOnForty/aero-emulation FortranGoingOnForty/aero-emulation Public

    emulate CMAQ AERO to demo PoC performance improvements

    Fortran

  5. FortranGoingOnForty/fortbite FortranGoingOnForty/fortbite Public

    high precision inline calculator/converter written in modern fortran

    Fortran 2

  6. tree3stan-chord/arco tree3stan-chord/arco Public

    create virtual instruments in the browser

    JavaScript