feat: add esoteric files

src/pages/humans.txt.ts

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+import type { APIRoute } from "astro";
+import dayjs from "dayjs";
+
+const robotsTxt = `
+/* TEAM */
+	Owner: Rayhan Noufal Arayilakath
+	Contact: [email protected]
+	Twitter: @rayhanadev
+	From: Dallas, Texas, United States of America
+
+/* SITE */
+	Last update: ${dayjs().format("YYYY/MM/DD")}
+	Language: English
+	Doctype: HTML5
+	IDE: Zed
+`.trim();
+
+export const GET: APIRoute = () => {
+    return new Response(robotsTxt, {
+        headers: {
+            "Content-Type": "text/plain; charset=utf-8",
+        },
+    });
+};

src/pages/version.txt.ts

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+import { execSync } from "child_process";
+import type { APIRoute } from "astro";
+
+const versionTxt = execSync("git log -1 --pretty=reference", {
+    encoding: "utf-8",
+});
+
+export const GET: APIRoute = () => {
+    return new Response(versionTxt, {
+        headers: {
+            "Content-Type": "text/plain; charset=utf-8",
+        },
+    });
+};

src/pages/whois.txt.ts

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+import { promisify } from "node:util";
+import type { APIRoute } from "astro";
+// @ts-ignore: no types for this package
+import whois from "whois";
+
+const lookup = promisify(whois.lookup);
+
+const sld = import.meta.env.DEV
+    ? "example.com"
+    : new URL(import.meta.env.SITE).hostname.split(".").slice(-2).join(".");
+
+const whoisTxt = await lookup(sld);
+
+export const GET: APIRoute = () => {
+    return new Response(whoisTxt, {
+        headers: {
+            "Content-Type": "text/plain; charset=utf-8",
+        },
+    });
+};