All hail the magic conch.
To bring the magic conch to life, perform the following commands.
npm install
npm start
The magic conch, once addressed, will respond to any question.
hubot can I have something to eat?
> Try asking again.
hubot can I have something to eat?
> No.
The magic conch will also recognize any who identify themselves as club members.
All hail the magic conch!
> Woo loo loo loo!
The inspiration for this particular toy came from spongebob squarepants. Namely, the "Club Spongebob" episode from season three. All conch responses were taken from the spongebob wikia.
If you want to make a chat bot of your own, see github's hubot page at https://hubot.github.com/.